Real Housewives of Beverly Hills~RECAP
The Pink Episode
This weeks episode opens with Camille and Lisa R shopping. Camille discloses that she had a hysterectomy due to her battle with cancer. Along with that came a rejuvenated Hello Kitty. Because I guess when they removed the cancer they removed some of her kitty?…So she had it rejuvenated…hmmm?..I might have to research that!
Dorit and Pk are talking about her Grand Scheme of a Swimwear line “Nava.” He pretty much kiboshes all of her business plans. And tells her the name Sucks, bahaha!
PS WTH is the tattoo on his arm? A star of David, A pentagram? >>It’s so bizarre it’s just makes him that much creepier!
Camille is hosting a fundraiser for Women’s cancer. And thank G-d it’s a fundraiser and I hope they raise some funds at $1200 bottle for perfume!
At the fundraiser Dorit’s nose is so far Lisa V Perfectly Pink Posh Arse that her nose is a pink shade of brown.
Erika Jayne tells Dorit yes indeed she does talk enough sh*t for ten people.
And Dorit brings up the gossip AGAIN! Oh my! Teddi tries to shut it down and walks off. Dorit is now mad at her for that. Is this cycle ever going to end…probably not before I am hospitalized for a concussion from banging my head against a wall.
Dorit is trying to blame everything she has done, said, slandered on Teddi…SERIOUSLY!
Lisa V tells her like it is that Teddi is not the “guilty party” in all of this. Dorit continued to argue and kiss arse. If Dorit tells Lisa that she Loves her one more time I’m going to vomit.
Erika Jayne is creating a video game with a Erika Jayne Avatar…I love it!
It’s Lisa V’s Birthday party and it makes Liberace look like an amateur. Crystals, Feathers, and Pink Baubles everywhere!
It’s pick on Dorit night and the ladies play a fantastic joke on Dorit and serve her champagne out of the wrong glass! Catch up here if your missing that reference!
Gifts are presented and Lisa dotes over everyones gifts, clearly a jab at Dorit. Who is a sourpuss the entire time (no pun intended)
Speaking of gifts Camille presents Lisa V with a Ball Gag! Bahahahaha, it was great! For two reasons, the strap on jab and the inability for Dorit to keep her mouth shut!
Dorit gets butthurt at the party and even Pk tells her to settle down. Geez Louis she can dish it but she can’t take it! Toughen up buttercup!
And here comes the fireworks!…Lisa is dropping the BH Lifestyle Magazine Cover with Dorit because she was so difficult to work with..Shocker! I CANNOT WAIT…The drama is finally starting to stir!
BEST MOMENT OF THE SHOW-Dorit walking out of the party. Yes I know I’m evil I can’t help it I can’t stand her.
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