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Are the housewives starting to like each other? It seems so!
The episode opens with Vanderpump Rescue and lisa and Ken holding pups. Let me tell you I don’t love Lisa but I do love puppies and this elevates her to new levels in my mind. I just want to be like her when I grow up! Rich, Pink, and surrounded with puppies! They are discussing the lawsuit Rinna brought up in last weeks episode regarding a business deal gone bad. Nothing mind blowing if you ask me.
Scene switch to Teddi getting a facial and calls her anti-aging methods “preservation!’ That is my new word for aging gracefully.
Kyle is at a studio, editing her bio “American Woman.” Does anyone know if this show is on the air? …curious
Dorit and Erika Jayne head out to buy Pk a birthday gift. Ok course it’s not to JC Penney It’s to Pagani, A luxury dealership where the cars if you can call them that start at a cool 3 mil.
I’m going to not even mention the dog grooming scene…stupid! You’re welcome
Dorit and Teddi meet to chat before the other ladies are scheduled to get together for a “glam circle,” complete with a DIY Terrarium Station! #jealous. I’m assuming to clear the air. Dorit immediately gets bitchy and schools Dorit on proper “glass etiquette.” They start bickering about the time again. Snooze, They both have their own ideas about the time they were supposed to meet, Hence the problem. I cannot wait for the reunion and for Teddi to shove the tape up Dorit’s arse. Nothing was resolved at all except for Dorit pointing out that Teddi is using the wrong glasses. Rinna points out in the confessional that she doesn’t give a sh*! and she uses Red solo cups…AMEN!
Back to the party…Dorit starts to bring up again “lunch gate,” to anyone that will listen. I think at this point she just wants to be right. I don’t get it.
Camille shows up, The ladies ar urging Dorit to apologize to Camille for calling her a “c u next Tuesday.” Which she does and I am shocked!
Best moment of the show-NONE it was a snoozefest.
Forecast-Not sure where this season is going, I think they are getting a little too cozy with each other. I’m a little disappointed.