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A $4000 Vibrator? OOOOh My, But does it do the dishes?

Before I delve into the sex toy world let me just advise my immediate family namely my mother and mil … close the page now, it’s in your best interest. As much as I would like to think we are an open millennial family, we just aren’t there yet.

Recently a story about “lux sex toys” came thru my across my feed. Do the bougie have higher class parts that require higher class toys? And if so, what does a $4000 vibrator do better than my trusty friend “Bob” who only cost a cool $30 and has never let me down

This infamous $4000 vibrator called the “YVA” was created by the luxury sex toy company Lelo, that got its start in 2003 in Stockholm. And all these years I thought the Swede’s were known for their meatballs and Ikea, who would have thought?

While browsing the Lelo site I came across a $15,000 Vibrator the “Inez”, yes ladies that is the correct number of zeros. A sex toy cost more than my first car, not quite sure what that says about me? … But good news it’s on sale right now for a discounted price of $11,250, you had better run! 😉

What makes a sex toy upwards of $4000? Well the YVA is available in stainless steel or 24K gold for the most distinguishing of p*ssys. If I gave my “Hello Kitty” ( yes, that’s her name ) I’m sure she would prefer the gold, only the best for her.

a $4000 Vibrator
Smooshed Lima Bean?

The YVA is “certified body safe.” I’m not really sure what constitutes that illustrious and very scientific sounding certification, but I’m sure the testing process was rigorous for the subjects and I would like to know where does one sign up?

You will receive your $4000 YVA in a velvet lined box with “matching cufflinks?” Wouldn’t that be a conversation starter at parties … “Love those cufflinks, who makes them and where can I get them?” And never mind the fact that they kind of resemble a smooshed lima bean?

I was really looking forward to reading reviews on their site, from REALLY satisfied customers but I couldn’t find any YVA. I wanted to read that a $4000 Big O was Huge and earth shattering but no such luck. But I will keep checking back in the hopes that someone out there is reaching the 24K heavens and beyond.

After all is said and done and the 5% of women are out there having their $4000 24K big O’s, my question is … Is there really a difference between a frugal O and a bougie O? I think I will stick to my “just fine” plastic Bob and if I had the money, maybe double up on the housekeeper or a new dishwasher?

Your thoughts?

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